Reports of sexual misconduct against a miner (of the 49er variety) have surfaced resulting in a warrant being issued for this man: If you have seen him, please contact your nearest law enforcement authorities with information. Caution, he is considered armed and minimally dangerous. His last known place of employment was as janitor on the Call of Duty map mp_vacant. The victim, Fackenstein, has declined to be identified.
Aliases: Prostitute, Hockey Guy
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xD
LOL
i will not stand for such allegations Fackenstein blackmailed me by using my children’s diaries in which they held most dear. What i did is not only for my kids but for justice.
I am proud of you Kal. Take a stand.
I but I but..I I I I but…
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOO
What?
What do we get if we turn him in?
Probably something really lame like a green potato or something.
Hmm, it is food so it may be worth it to turn him in.
Its kinda shriveled too.