Wanted: Kal

Wanted: Kal

Height: 6’1″ Weight: 476kg

Reports of sexual misconduct against a miner (of the 49er variety) have surfaced resulting in a warrant being issued for this man: If you have seen him, please contact your nearest law enforcement authorities with information. Caution, he is considered armed and minimally dangerous. His last known place of employment was as janitor on the Call of Duty map mp_vacant. The victim, Fackenstein, has declined to be identified.

Aliases: Prostitute, Hockey Guy

Hope you enjoy your April Fools day.


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10 Comments on “Wanted: Kal”
Comment #14

Luca

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xD

April 1st, 2010, 1:20 am
Comment #15

DirTy

LOL

April 1st, 2010, 3:51 am
Comment #16

Kal

i will not stand for such allegations Fackenstein blackmailed me by using my children’s diaries in which they held most dear. What i did is not only for my kids but for justice.

April 2nd, 2010, 8:47 am
Comment #17

Wright

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I am proud of you Kal. Take a stand.

April 2nd, 2010, 10:20 am
Comment #18

Fackenste!n

I but I but..I I I I but…

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOO

April 2nd, 2010, 3:49 pm
Comment #19

Wright

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What?

April 2nd, 2010, 9:44 pm
Comment #20

Fatboy

What do we get if we turn him in?

April 4th, 2010, 12:27 am
Comment #21

Wright

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Probably something really lame like a green potato or something.

April 4th, 2010, 12:47 am
Comment #22

Fatboy

Hmm, it is food so it may be worth it to turn him in.

April 4th, 2010, 1:33 pm
Comment #23

Wright

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Its kinda shriveled too.

April 4th, 2010, 2:01 pm

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