Wanted: Kal

Thursday, April 1st, 2010 12:00 AM
Posted by Wright

Height: 6’1″ Weight: 476kg

Reports of sexual misconduct against a miner (of the 49er variety) have surfaced resulting in a warrant being issued for this man: If you have seen him, please contact your nearest law enforcement authorities with information. Caution, he is considered armed and minimally dangerous. His last known place of employment was as janitor on the Call of Duty map mp_vacant. The victim, Fackenstein, has declined to be identified.

Aliases: Prostitute, Hockey Guy

Hope you enjoy your April Fools day.

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10 Responses to “Wanted: Kal”

  1. Kal says:

    i will not stand for such allegations Fackenstein blackmailed me by using my children’s diaries in which they held most dear. What i did is not only for my kids but for justice.

  2. Wright says:

    I am proud of you Kal. Take a stand.

  3. Fackenste!n says:

    I but I but..I I I I but…

    NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOO

  4. Fatboy says:

    What do we get if we turn him in?

  5. Fatboy says:

    Hmm, it is food so it may be worth it to turn him in.

  6. Wright says:

    Its kinda shriveled too.

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