Posts Tagged ‘elite’

E3, BF4, R2D2, I R 1337

June 16th, 2013 2:06 PM
Posted by Typhon

BF4 Commander Mode

E3 this year was a major landmark in gaming as the next generation of consoles were demonstrated to the world (sorry Wii U but you don’t count). We learnt that a lot of new games on console will be open world with the player being given more freedom and less linear story lines. This hopefully means that being forced to go down certain paths which are laid out ahead by conveniently parked cars a thing of the past.

 

Like every other year E3 had a reoccurring theme from both Sony and Microsoft. This year was the endless repetition of ‘In-Game Engine’, ‘Real time’, ‘Only on [console]’, ‘We going to charge you until you become homeless’ and ‘It’s Exclusive’. There was a lot of ‘In-Game Engine’ footage shown which is where they pimp the balls out of a certain section of a game to an extent where it becomes a mini Read the rest of this entry »

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BF4 – Slightly Serious Post

April 5th, 2013 7:20 PM
Posted by Typhon

This is a serious post with serious content for serious people, like Batman. I’m pretty sure about 84.643684685735373584769579% of people reading this would of already seen this video, as a professional I did crunch the numbers myself.

 

I won’t try and put my own biased spin on this post as I would like you to make up your own minds about the whole thing. I am not going to try and twist your view to match my own…I will not mention how it looks identical to the current BF3 game play and most DEFINITELY WILL NOT point out it looks like a slightly pimped BF3 that could easily pass for BF3 v2.6 Golden Cock Edition. I can honestly say I will not mention how similar to CoD the series looks to becoming… Read the rest of this entry »

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No Work for a Week!

December 23rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Posted by Typhon

Happy Holidays 😉

So it turns out the Mayans’ prediction was wrong and the world did not end, The Walking Dead will not become a reality, another CoD game will be released and Justin Bieber will carry onproducing migraine inducing soul destroying ‘albums’…great.

 

This was initially going to be a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, God Save the Queen, Happy New Year, Get off my land type of post. However I decided in my infinite wisdom to just stick with ‘Happy Holidays’, I am quite the traditionalist.

 

Instead of using this just to express my own views I will take this opportunity to say(not literally) that everyone in Elite wishes everyone the very best for festive period. You could say Elite is wishing Elite a Merry Christmas, an orgy of wishes swirled together with my huge spoon of bullcrap.

 

Have a Merry Christmas and a decent but not great New Year (We don’t want you too happy now do we?)

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