Posts Tagged ‘Typhon’

BF4 – Slightly Serious Post

April 5th, 2013 7:20 PM
Posted by Typhon

This is a serious post with serious content for serious people, like Batman. I’m pretty sure about 84.643684685735373584769579% of people reading this would of already seen this video, as a professional I did crunch the numbers myself.

 

I won’t try and put my own biased spin on this post as I would like you to make up your own minds about the whole thing. I am not going to try and twist your view to match my own…I will not mention how it looks identical to the current BF3 game play and most DEFINITELY WILL NOT point out it looks like a slightly pimped BF3 that could easily pass for BF3 v2.6 Golden Cock Edition. I can honestly say I will not mention how similar to CoD the series looks to becoming… Read the rest of this entry »

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No Work for a Week!

December 23rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Posted by Typhon

Happy Holidays 😉

So it turns out the Mayans’ prediction was wrong and the world did not end, The Walking Dead will not become a reality, another CoD game will be released and Justin Bieber will carry onproducing migraine inducing soul destroying ‘albums’…great.

 

This was initially going to be a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, God Save the Queen, Happy New Year, Get off my land type of post. However I decided in my infinite wisdom to just stick with ‘Happy Holidays’, I am quite the traditionalist.

 

Instead of using this just to express my own views I will take this opportunity to say(not literally) that everyone in Elite wishes everyone the very best for festive period. You could say Elite is wishing Elite a Merry Christmas, an orgy of wishes swirled together with my huge spoon of bullcrap.

 

Have a Merry Christmas and a decent but not great New Year (We don’t want you too happy now do we?)

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Warfighter vs That CoD Game

December 6th, 2012 5:43 PM
Posted by Typhon

As I sit here, in my dark, cold, slightly off smelling room not far from the busy urban jungle of the City they call London I think to myself…is this really the best opening sentence I could come up with?

 

The latest installment in the Call of Duty series

Earlier this week I decided to splash the cash on a new Xbox, “you already have one sexy Typhon!!” I hear you scream with immense enthusiasm in your voice, well I decided to get a new one, why? Because I can and I have a real problem with money management. After purchasing my new Sexbox I bought Medal of Honor Warfighter (Honour* Grammar matters) and Call of Duty: Black Ops 26.

 

To cut a long story short…and trust me playing Black Ops feels long, I’m pretty sure it’s some sort of time saving device, making 10 minutes of gameplay seem like an eternity of anal rape.

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