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The Future of Co-op

Hey you! yes you, the guy slouched in his chair with one hand down his pants and the other somewhere, that for legal reasons I cannot mention…do you want to play Call of Battlefield: Warfighter 2 with a friend on the same

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system? sharing the same screen and physically interacting with one another? well too bad chump, you can’t handle the social aspect so we, the delevopers publishers chosen ones, have removed that from the game entirely. We know the feature was in the prequel but why would we want to keep something that people actually enjoyed? I mean seriously, who wants to play a video game with an actual friend? nobody that’s who.


You will be glad to hear that by the year 2020 we will have hoped to have removed local co-op from the gaming industry entirely. This means you don’t need to see your best buddy’s ugly face, smell his repugnant body odor or listen to his whiny bitch ass voice(oh sorry bro I accidentally muted you for 3 hours) It will also mean that you do not need to visit his peasant like abode, use his bathroom where the toilet doesn’t flush properly, meet his disgusting spawn or eat his wife’s terrible cooking…seriously dude, just because he got married doesn’t mean you have to meet her.


So next time you’re at someone’s house playing a video game, trying your very best to not vomit because the smell of ugly children is just too much…just remember we have your back.

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