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April Giveaway

April 9th, 2021 8:21 AM
Posted by Typhon

It is time for another giveaway!

The winner will get to choose 1 of the prizes from the list below.

To enter you must react to the giveaway bot in the #giveaway channel in our discord. The winner will be chosen at random. The giveaway ends 04/30/2021.

This is for Elite members only.

Mice

  • Razer DeathAdder
  • Razer Mamba Wireless
  • Logitech G502 Hero
  • Corsair Harpoon RGB Wireless
  • SteelSeries Sensei 310

Keyboards

  • SteelSeries Apex 3
  • Redragon K552
  • Corsair K55

Mouse Pads

  • Razer Firefly Hard V2
  • Razer Goliathus
  • Logitech G840 XL

Microphones

  • Razer Seiren Mini USB
  • Blue Snowball iCE

Headphones

  • House of Marley Positive Vibrations 2
  • Audio-Technica ATH-M20X 
  • Skullcandy Hesh 2 Wireless
  • Sennheiser HD 300

Other

  • Book – Discord for Dummies
  • MVP Tool – 16-Color Toilet Night Light

 

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The Future of Co-op

February 26th, 2014 5:25 PM
Posted by Typhon

Hey you! yes you, the guy slouched in his chair with one hand down his pants and the other somewhere, that for legal reasons I cannot mention…do you want to play Call of Battlefield: Warfighter 2 with a friend on the same

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Brought to you by the SI Foundation

system? sharing the same screen and physically interacting with one another? well too bad chump, you can’t handle the social aspect so we, the delevopers publishers chosen ones, have removed that from the game entirely. We know the feature was in the prequel but why would we want to keep something that people actually enjoyed? I mean seriously, who wants to play a video game with an actual friend? nobody that’s who.

 

You will be glad to hear that by the year 2020 we will have hoped to have removed local co-op from the gaming industry entirely. This means you don’t need to see your best buddy’s ugly face, smell his repugnant body odor or listen to his whiny bitch ass voice(oh sorry bro I accidentally muted you for 3 hours) It will also mean that you do not need to visit his peasant like abode, use his bathroom where the toilet doesn’t flush properly, meet his disgusting spawn or eat his wife’s terrible cooking…seriously dude, just because he got married doesn’t mean you have to meet her.

 

So next time you’re at someone’s house playing a video game, trying your very best to not vomit because the smell of ugly children is just too much…just remember we have your back.

 
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

December 24th, 2013 4:55 PM
Posted by Typhon

Happy Holidays ;)

Happy Holidays 😉

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their contributions towards the clan during the last year. The last 12 months have been decent to the clan as a whole, welcoming the release of BF4 which replaced our flagship game BF3 that we all loved dearly. Over the past year we as a collective have shown why we are Elite and why we choose to play with one another; we act with maturity, courage and honor…this year being no exception.

 
The year 2014 looks to be fruitful as we expect more BF4 expansions to be thrown at us along with premium artwork that will no doubt make you all foam at the mouth.

 

I wish you a very merry Christmas for you all and trust that 2014 will be prosperous for everyone associated with Elite.

 

– Typhon

 

A serious post right? penis.

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